The Sliced and Diced
Sounds Page
Welcome.  If you just surfed on in, go back to where you should have come from. (Lot's of fun stuff over there.)  If not, let's get to it.  Listed below are a bunch of sound files.  Now I could say do not take them, but will that stop you?  I doubt it.
And, oh yeah, there are many wavs that contain vulgar language.  For these wavs, I added an *.  Have Fun!
Another thing...this page will be constantly updated as it is under HEAVY construction, so keep checking back.

Stu:  Better, liv-er alone!  Hehe.  Liv-er a lone! Haha Ow! Liver, was a joke!.

Randy:  Did you really put her liver in a mailbox? Cause I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas.

*Stu:  No, I didn't kill anybody.  Billy:  Nobody said you did.  Stu:  Thanks buddy!  Randy:  Besides, it takes a man to do something like that!  Stu:  Yo, I'm gonna gut your ass in a second kid.

Casey:  Why do you want to know my name?  Ghostface:  Cause I want to know who I'm looking at.

Dewey: Umm, do you know what that constellation is?  Gale:  No what is it?  Dewey:  I don't know I was asking you.

Gale: (background noise) Damn...Jesus the camera hurry!  Camera-man:  My name isn't Jesus

Stu: You are totally protected, yo, I am so buff, I got you covered girl!

Billy:  What's the matter Sidney, you look like you've seen a ghost.

Ghostface:  Are you alone in the house?  Sidney:  Randy that's so un-original, I'm disappointed in you.  Ghostface:  Maybe that's becasue...I'm not Randy.

Randy:  There's a formula to it, a very simple formula...EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!!

Ghostface:  I'm too scared, I'm shakin in my boots.

Randy:  Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?  Stu:  (laughing) No I don't at all, no.

Stu:  What are you saying, that I killed her?  Randy:  It would certainly improve your high school "Q"  Tatum:  Stu was with me last night, okay?  Stu:  Yeah I was!  Randy: that before or after he SLICED and DICED!

Randy:  Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back", cause you won't be back.  Stu:  I'm gettin another beer, you want one?  Randy: Yeah sure.  Stu:  I'l be right back!  Randy:  See, you push the laws and you end up dead.  I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.

Dewey:  What'd mommy tell you...when I wear this badge, you treat me like a man of the law.  Tatum:  I'm sorry Deputy Dewey Boy, but we're ready to go now, okay!?!

Randy:  It's alright, alright.  Sidney: (scared) oh my god Randy, I thought you were dead.  Randy:  I probably should be, I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.

Randy:  Ahh, now that's in poor taste.


Laurie:  (This .wav is basically Jamie Lee know in the closet, that scene)

Loomis:  I met this 6 year old child with this bland pale emotionless face, and the blackest eyes...the devil's eyes.  I spent 8 years trying to reach him, and then another 7 trying to keep him locked up, because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes, was purely and simply evil.

Policeman: Oh... Loomis: What? What is that?  Policeman:  It's a dog...still warm.  Loomis:  He got hungry.  Policeman: It could have been a skunk.  Loomis:  Could have.  Policeman:  Man wouldn't do that.  Loomis:  This isn't a man.

Nightmare on Elm Street

Nancy:  What gave you the right to take the law into your own hands?  Mom:  Because he took it into his hands to kill our kids.  Glen, Rod, Tina they all had a brother or sister once, you too Nacy, you weren't always an only child.

Nancy:  I don't know who he is...but he's burned, and he wears a weird hat and a red and green sweater, really dirty, and he uses these knives, like giant finger nails.

Freddy:  Welcome to wonderland Alice!

Nancy:  It even has his name written in it.  Fred Kreuger, Mom, Fred you know who that is mother?  Because if you do, you better tell me cause he's after me now!

Scream 2

*Sidney: Why don't you show your face you f***ing coward!  Ghostface:  My pleasure.

Dewey:  When'd she start smoking?  Randy:  Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.  Gale:  It was just my was Jennifer Aniston's body.

*Randy: F*** You!

Ghostface:  What's your favorite scary movie?  Randy:  Showgirls.

Maureen:  It's some dumb a** white movie about some dumb a** white girls, gettin their white a**es cut the f*** up.


The Crow
I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

Mike Myers
1.  We have three sizes...wee, not so wee, and freakin HUGE!
2.  Ohh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look an his face, "Ooo, you're gonna
      buy my chicken, oooo."
3.  Eeevil, like it's the fruits of the de-veil, eeevil.

Billy Madison
Ummm, Spanish Armada....1588.   (Farley): That is correct.

That's all for now.  Stop back when I regain my sanity. Oh have to check out my other page. It's about billiards. The Q Club
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