Stu:  Better, liv-er alone!  Hehe.  Liv-er a lone! Haha Ow! Liver, liver...it was a joke!.
liver.wav

Randy:  Did you really put her liver in a mailbox? Cause I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas.
mailbox.wav

*Stu:  No, I didn't kill anybody.  Billy:  Nobody said you did.  Stu:  Thanks buddy!  Randy:  Besides, it takes a man to do something like that!  Stu:  Yo, I'm gonna gut your ass in a second kid.
takesaman.wav

Casey:  Why do you want to know my name?  Ghostface:  Cause I want to know who I'm looking at.
lookingat.wav

Dewey: Umm, do you know what that constellation is?  Gale:  No what is it?  Dewey:  I don't know I was asking you.
constellation.wav

Gale: (background noise) Damn...Jesus the camera hurry!  Camera-man:  My name isn't Jesus
camera.wav

Stu: You are totally protected, yo, I am so buff, I got you covered girl!
buffstuff.wav

Billy:  What's the matter Sidney, you look like you've seen a ghost.
ghost.wav

Ghostface:  Are you alone in the house?  Sidney:  Randy that's so un-original, I'm disappointed in you.  Ghostface:  Maybe that's becasue...I'm not Randy.
notrandy.wav

Randy:  There's a formula to it, a very simple formula...EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!!
formula.wav

Ghostface:  I'm too scared, I'm shakin in my boots.
shakyboots.wav

Randy:  Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?  Stu:  (laughing) No I don't at all, no.
outwithme.wav

Stu:  What are you saying, that I killed her?  Randy:  It would certainly improve your high school "Q"  Tatum:  Stu was with me last night, okay?  Stu:  Yeah I was!  Randy:  Ohh...is that before or after he SLICED and DICED!
sliced.wav

Randy:  Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back", cause you won't be back.  Stu:  I'm gettin another beer, you want one?  Randy: Yeah sure.  Stu:  I'l be right back!  Randy:  See, you push the laws and you end up dead.  I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.
berightback.wav

Dewey:  What'd mommy tell you...when I wear this badge, you treat me like a man of the law.  Tatum:  I'm sorry Deputy Dewey Boy, but we're ready to go now, okay!?!
ddboy.wav

Randy:  It's alright, alright.  Sidney: (scared) oh my god Randy, I thought you were dead.  Randy:  I probably should be, I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.
virgin.wav

Randy:  Ahh, now that's in poor taste.
poortaste.wav
 

HalloweeN

Laurie:  (This .wav is basically Jamie Lee whining...you know in the closet, that scene)
jamielee.wav

Loomis:  I met this 6 year old child with this bland pale emotionless face, and the blackest eyes...the devil's eyes.  I spent 8 years trying to reach him, and then another 7 trying to keep him locked up, because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes, was purely and simply evil.
loomis.wav

Policeman: Oh... Loomis: What? What is that?  Policeman:  It's a dog...still warm.  Loomis:  He got hungry.  Policeman: It could have been a skunk.  Loomis:  Could have.  Policeman:  Man wouldn't do that.  Loomis:  This isn't a man.
dogdeath.wav
 

Nightmare on Elm Street

Nancy:  What gave you the right to take the law into your own hands?  Mom:  Because he took it into his hands to kill our kids.  Glen, Rod, Tina they all had a brother or sister once, you too Nacy, you weren't always an only child.
law.wav

Nancy:  I don't know who he is...but he's burned, and he wears a weird hat and a red and green sweater, really dirty, and he uses these knives, like giant finger nails.
description.wav

Freddy:  Welcome to wonderland Alice!
alice.wav

Nancy:  It even has his name written in it.  Fred Kreuger, Mom, Fred Kreuger...do you know who that is mother?  Because if you do, you better tell me cause he's after me now!
kreuger.wav
 

Scream 2

*Sidney: Why don't you show your face you f***ing coward!  Ghostface:  My pleasure.
coward.wav

Dewey:  When'd she start smoking?  Randy:  Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.  Gale:  It was just my head...it was Jennifer Aniston's body.
myhead.wav

*Randy: F*** You!
randy.wav

Ghostface:  What's your favorite scary movie?  Randy:  Showgirls.
showgirls.wav

Maureen:  It's some dumb a** white movie about some dumb a** white girls, gettin their white a**es cut the f*** up.
white.wav
 

Miscellaneous

The Crow
I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
rapping.wav

Mike Myers
1.  We have three sizes...wee, not so wee, and freakin HUGE!
      freaking.wav
2.  Ohh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look an his face, "Ooo, you're gonna
      buy my chicken, oooo."
      chicken.wav
3.  Eeevil, like it's the fruits of the de-veil, eeevil.
      eeevil.wav

Billy Madison
Ummm, Spanish Armada....1588.   (Farley): That is correct.
armada.wav