Stu: Better, liv-er alone! Hehe.
Liv-er a lone! Haha Ow! Liver, liver...it was a joke!.
Randy: Did you really put her liver in a
mailbox? Cause I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her
spleen and her pancreas.
*Stu: No, I didn't kill anybody. Billy:
Nobody said you did. Stu: Thanks buddy! Randy:
Besides, it takes a man to do something like that! Stu: Yo,
I'm gonna gut your ass in a second kid.
Casey: Why do you want to know my name?
Ghostface: Cause I want to know who I'm looking at.
Dewey: Umm, do you know what that constellation
is? Gale: No what is it? Dewey: I don't know I
was asking you.
Gale: (background noise) Damn...Jesus the camera
hurry! Camera-man: My name isn't Jesus
Stu: You are totally protected, yo, I am so buff,
I got you covered girl!
Billy: What's the matter Sidney, you look
like you've seen a ghost.
Ghostface: Are you alone in the house?
Sidney: Randy that's so un-original, I'm disappointed in you.
Ghostface: Maybe that's becasue...I'm not Randy.
Randy: There's a formula to it, a very simple
formula...EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!!
Ghostface: I'm too scared, I'm shakin in
Randy: Now that Billy tried to mutilate
her, do you think Sid would go out with me? Stu: (laughing)
No I don't at all, no.
Stu: What are you saying, that I killed
her? Randy: It would certainly improve your high school "Q"
Tatum: Stu was with me last night, okay? Stu: Yeah I
was! Randy: Ohh...is that before or after he SLICED and DICED!
Randy: Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances,
say "I'll be right back", cause you won't be back. Stu: I'm
gettin another beer, you want one? Randy: Yeah sure. Stu:
I'l be right back! Randy: See, you push the laws and you end
up dead. I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.
Dewey: What'd mommy tell you...when I wear
this badge, you treat me like a man of the law. Tatum: I'm
sorry Deputy Dewey Boy, but we're ready to go now, okay!?!
Randy: It's alright, alright. Sidney:
(scared) oh my god Randy, I thought you were dead. Randy: I
probably should be, I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.
Randy: Ahh, now that's in poor taste.
Laurie: (This .wav is basically Jamie Lee
whining...you know in the closet, that scene)
Loomis: I met this 6 year old child with
this bland pale emotionless face, and the blackest eyes...the devil's eyes.
I spent 8 years trying to reach him, and then another 7 trying to keep
him locked up, because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes,
was purely and simply evil.
Policeman: Oh... Loomis: What? What is that?
Policeman: It's a dog...still warm. Loomis: He got hungry.
Policeman: It could have been a skunk. Loomis: Could have.
Policeman: Man wouldn't do that. Loomis: This isn't a
Nightmare on Elm Street
Nancy: What gave you the right to take the
law into your own hands? Mom: Because he took it into his hands
to kill our kids. Glen, Rod, Tina they all had a brother or sister
once, you too Nacy, you weren't always an only child.
Nancy: I don't know who he is...but he's
burned, and he wears a weird hat and a red and green sweater, really dirty,
and he uses these knives, like giant finger nails.
Freddy: Welcome to wonderland Alice!
Nancy: It even has his name written in it.
Fred Kreuger, Mom, Fred Kreuger...do you know who that is mother?
Because if you do, you better tell me cause he's after me now!
*Sidney: Why don't you show your face you f***ing
coward! Ghostface: My pleasure.
Dewey: When'd she start smoking? Randy:
Ever since those nude pictures on the internet. Gale: It was
just my head...it was Jennifer Aniston's body.
*Randy: F*** You!
Ghostface: What's your favorite scary movie?
Maureen: It's some dumb a** white movie
about some dumb a** white girls, gettin their white a**es cut the f***
I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
1. We have three sizes...wee, not so wee, and freakin HUGE!
2. Ohh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look an his face, "Ooo, you're gonna
buy my chicken, oooo."
3. Eeevil, like it's the fruits of the de-veil, eeevil.
Ummm, Spanish Armada....1588. (Farley): That is correct.